⚙️ Ops Playbook #48

Remote onboarding tips, effective bonus plans, and secure offboarding.

Hi Operators ⚙️

It’s been a privilege to watch high-performing individuals competing at their best on the world’s biggest stage.

Of course, I’m talking about The Bottleneck team putting together this week’s Ops Playbook, but I guess the Olympics are interesting too!

⚙️ Here’s today’s tips:

  • Onboarding Buddies → Making remote work more sociable

  • Structuring Employee Bonus Plans → How to construct and allocate a bonus pool

  • A Security-First Offboarding Checklist → Are you prepped for a security breach

Ready? Let’s dive in 👇

PS: Ops is a lonely gig. Let’s connect on Linkedin 

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I. Onboarding Buddies

Insight from GitLab

Building remote teams is tough.

You’re not just fighting mouse-jiggling apps, you’re contending with the alienation new remote-first employees feel.

Over 50% of remote employees reported feeling less connected to their teams and company's culture. Onboarding processes for remote-first teams are, in many cases, severely lacking.

But it’s not all bad. We found a simple step that GitLab (and other culture-first companies) use to get new remote hires integrated right away.

Assign new hires an onboarding buddy - preferably a senior teammate to:

  • Greet them at the start and end of their first day (GitLab pairs team members in the same timezone to make those calls more seamless)

  • Give them a tour of the most useful Slack channels and helpful pages of the company handbook (we love documentation 🤝)

  • Organize a group call to introduce the new employee to the rest of the team

Thinking beyond the first week, pairing new hires with an onboarding buddy also sets them up for a very organic mentorship program.

It’s a small step that goes a LONG way in building a strong culture, especially in remote-first teams.

II. How to Structure Employee Bonus Plans

Insight from Jim Schleckser 

Let’s talk cold hard cash 💸

How to set up a cash bonus plan to attract and incentivize high-performers?

First, we need to calculate the bonus pool size. For startups, a common benchmark is to set aside 10-20% of capitalization for employee equity + compensation.

For larger companies, we’ll want to set aside a percentage of profits.

Next, we’ll need to choose a distribution strategy we’ll use to divvy up that pool.

There are two common ways to structure bonus compensation. The first is as a % of base salary, and the second is based on role/contribution. The first is more straightforward, while the second requires a little bit of creativity on your part.

If we’re using the more straightforward structure, a good benchmark is ~11% of base salary.

If you’re tiering bonus distribution based on role, think of the cash as a pool of shares

To use a simplified example: If you have a $100k pool, you can divide it into 20 “shares,” and distribute those $5,000 units across your team based on role. Your CFO might qualify for 5 shares while a more junior member might qualify for 1.

There are a hundred ways to slice it, but we thought we’d cover the basics and benchmarks.

And, if nothing else works, throw a quarterly pizza party. Everyone loves pizza 🍕

III. Our Security-First Offboarding Checklist

Insight from Pure IT

When you have to fire someone, the last thing you want to think about is security risk.

But if there’s one thing that makes a not-very-fun task even worse, it’s a breach from a pissed-off former employee.

Ask Cash App, Georgia-Pacific, or Tesla. You get the idea.

So, in the name of covering our asses while not having to think too much, here’s a quick checklist that you can screenshot and pass to your IT guy:

  • Deactivate their user accounts (while retaining and backing up all of the data!)

  • Return all company property

  • Revoke access to sensitive internal tools & platforms (slack, email, cloud services & storage, CRM, and admin or financial tools)

  • Communicate the personnel change to the team and mandate password changes for those with shared accounts.

  • Keep detailed records of your actions for potential documentation later on

Better safe than sorry.

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